June 2011
Q. Guest "How many of you Imagineers does it take to change a light bulb?"
A. Imagineer "Does it have to be a light bulb?"
What kind of camera does Hercules use?
Olympus
GOODNIGHT, 206 OF YOU. <3
SO MANY JOKES
What's dead and criticizes everything?
Micechat.
What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?
..........Move fasta
okay this may be my favorite.
What kind of blush does Mulan wear?
Mulan Rouge
so far Mike is winning the Best Joke from a MCer Award.
Goofy walks into a bar and says, "ouch!"
sociallyawkwardme said: I thought of you because of Peter Pan. ;) I’ll go searching.
legitimate excuse, I suppose.
but okay. :D
Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?
Because she always ran away from the ball.
*ba-dum-ch*
also get this one a lot…
c’mon, guys, you guys are my MC friends. you should know more legit Disney jokes.
Why can't planes land where Peter Pan lives?
Because it is Never Land! *ba dum ch!*
I get this one the most.
C’mon, Michael! You can find a better joke.
[so doing this just because it's hilarious!!]
Want to hear a dirty Disney joke?
Mickey Mouse fell in the mud. You perv!
<3
that awkward moment when your not-yet-boyfriend asks why your day was wonderful...
and part of it is because you have 200+ followers on your blog
to which he responds
“You have a blog.”
...
I don't know why I wasn't following you before....
but that's fixed now.
well, yay!
What did the ocean say to Ariel?
Nothing silly...
Oceans don't talk they wave.
bahahahhahahahha. this one was great.
Why was tiger in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
What did Mickey say when Minnie told him she needed to tell him something?
I'm all ears!
I like your hat in your photo did you make it?
I did not; I got it at the Mad Hatter shop in Disneyland.
however, I do make hats.
